I'm like Schumacher, noone is browsing faster than me. (>20mb)
Are you offering videos too? Great, lets have em then! (<4mb)
I dont mind waiting a bit, just dont make it too heavy. (<1024kb)
I just got this really cheap adsl offer (<392kb)
ADSL? Does ISDN count too? (<128kb)
Hey man, my 56k is working just fine! (56kb)
