Joke: Problems at the Italian border..

**Eriken** · 22-02-2003, 07:05 PM

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customs agent stops them and tells them:

"It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro, it?¢_Tsa not gooda."

"Also! Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" - asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" - replies the Italian official.

"Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile, ja!" - the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons, echt zupa!"

"You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent. "Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law. I willa not let you in Italy."

The German driver replies angrily:
"You idiot! Immediately call your zjupervisor over, ja! I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry" - responds the Italian official - "he can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno?¢__.

**Summers Gone** · 24-02-2003, 03:09 PM

lol the german accent !

LP · 25-02-2003, 05:03 AM

It's probably me, or these 8 beers I've taken right before reading, or this joke isn't funny anyway... who knows... I'll have to read it other day when everything is ok...