This is quite funny and thoughtful:

http://quotes.cat-v.org/programming/

My favourites:

Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals.

-- Henry Spencer

Computers are about making life easier in much the same way that the Republican party is about fiscal responsibility and a culture of life.

-- mister_borogove

The most effective debugging tool is still careful thought, coupled with judiciously placed print statements.

-- Brian W. Kernighan

PHP is a minor evil perpetrated and created by incompetent amateurs, whereas Perl is a great and insidious evil perpetrated by skilled but perverted professionals.

-- frumious