Wanna fight? Do you have what it takes to be a champ? Or are you just bored and need something to entertain yourself with for 5 minutes? The answer is out there.
You need a Brute. A true fighter honoring the art of combat with multiple types of weapons.
You're wondering how you'll get yourself a Brute and learn to fight? Don't worry. I'll teach you. Join me at http://pstudio.mybrute.com/ and you will in no time be a strong fighter.

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Wanna play a small fun game? It takes less than 5 minutes a day and is easy yet fun to play. Join at http://pstudio.mybrute.com/ and you'll see what I'm talking about.
[Crap salesman speech on]

So get ready punk. Let me show ya what how a true warrior fights. Let me show you the Brute way.

EDIT:
Oh yeah, you don't have to use your e-mail. You just have to choose a name for your Brute and then your fighting.
And if you decide to join, please write your Brute's name here, so we know who's playing.