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Eriken
16-01-2003, 01:13 PM
Somehow the name on this forum suddenly gave me a clear message to put a joke here.. :twisted:

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Chinese detective

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he
hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch
and report any activities while he was gone.
A few days later, he received this report:


MOST HONORABLE SIR:


YOU LEAVE HOUSE I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.

HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.

HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.

I LOOK IN WINDOW.

HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.

HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.

HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.

I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.

I NOT SEE.



NO FEE,

CHEN LEE.