And just to add some not so serious things to the board, 2 jokes. :twisted:
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A blonde bird pushes her Punto into a gas station. She tells the mechanic, ?¢_oIt died.?¢__
After he works on it for a few minutes, it?¢_Ts idling smoothly.
She says, ?¢_oWhat?¢_Ts the story??¢__
He replies,?¢__ Just crap in the carburettor.?¢__
She says, ?¢_oHow often do I have to do that??¢__
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A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. ?¢_oYou know what??¢__, says the 7 year old, ?¢_oI think it?¢_Ts about time we started swearing.?¢__
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
?¢_oWhen we go downstairs for breakfast, I?¢_Tll swear first, then you swear after me, ok??¢__
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
?¢_oOh, sh*t mum, I guess I?¢_Tll have some Coco Pops?¢__.
WHACK!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out. She looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, ?¢_oAnd what do you want for breakfast, young man?!
?¢_oI don?¢_Tt know,?¢__ he blubbers, ?¢_obut you can bet your f***ing life it won?¢_Tt be Coco Pops?¢__
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Originally Posted by Eriken
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