Quote Originally Posted by cragwolf

PHP is a minor evil perpetrated and created by incompetent amateurs, whereas Perl is a great and insidious evil perpetrated by skilled but perverted professionals.

-- frumious
PHP is not bad, but when amateur coders that are amazed by it's capabilities and simplicity start making software without any regard about code safety.. THAT's the main problem!

Also, perl should go and die a FAST AND PAINFUL DEATH ASAP!

edit: ah yes quotes.. let me get some from my secret vault:

"Duct tape is like the force: It has a dark side and a light side and it holds the universe together."
- Carl Zwanzig

Coding CSS is easy. Even for a guy like me who thinks that most JavaScript looks like swear words.
- unknown

bitmaps are organized colored squares
- unknown

"In My Egotistical Opinion, most people's C programs should be indented six feet downward and covered with dirt."
- Blair P. Houghton.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems.
— Jamie Zawinski