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    10 Signs Your Vet Bill Is Going To Require Financing

    -- The doc's thermometer registers in Fahrenheit, Celsius and dollars.

    -- The bill came with payment coupons.

    -- Your Doberman just ate the receptionist.

    -- "He has a very rare blood type. It's called '$$ Positive.'"

    -- He starts talking about extended quality of life, miracles of modern veterinary medicine and joint replacement procedures. You own a goldfish.

    -- They take away the blood sample on a sterling silver serving tray.

    -- The sad, pathetic whining in the exam room is coming from the owners.

    -- You suddenly realize where you've heard that low whistle before: from the plumber and the auto mechanic.

    -- "Do you have any idea how expensive hamster defibrillators are?"

    -- and the #1 Sign Your Veterinary Bill is Going to Require Financing:

    "We can rebuild him. Make him stronger, faster...."

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    Cute.

    Sadly, a few of those items aren't as far-fetched as one might think. <.<

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