GRAPHIC DESIGNER? SRSLY?

i want one, i want one i want one... I suck terribly at graphics. If only we had a single good art student at school that could do sprites but hey, out of a total 60 people none can use a computer properly. Half don't even know the difference between vista/7, mac and windows and don't know what linux is along with GIMP etc... Don't you just love this country?